why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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