I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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