glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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