My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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