Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
So much rum. So many feels.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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