i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
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I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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