he wants to bone in the snuggie
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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