We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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