Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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