Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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