yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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