Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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