do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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