it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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