How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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