saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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