Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
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Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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