C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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