Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
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Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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