What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
