all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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