im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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