that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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