My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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