She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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