Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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