You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
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You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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