we're blogging at a bar
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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