I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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