I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
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