Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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