The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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