she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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