I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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