Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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