He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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