I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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they're like a gay fantastic four
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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