They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
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Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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