Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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