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(586): View more from Michigan

In the future we'll all be gay

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UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.

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Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.

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At least you don't cum in color.

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(514): View more from Quebec

I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team

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(870): View more from Arkansas

This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.

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