That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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