so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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