yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
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