We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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