dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I am spending my child support on dildos
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
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And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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