try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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