The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Pants are for mortals
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
