your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Randomize
