We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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