6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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