Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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