oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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