just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
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But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
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Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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