I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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