you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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