Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
im holly from the hills drunk
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Randomize
