question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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