One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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